Chemical Romance

Read Chris Webby's Explanation of "Chemical Romance"

[Voicemail 1]

Hey it's Molly. Where have you been? We got another party going on tonight over at Stacy's. Let's get wild and make bad decisions together like we always used to. We're gunna be partying all night, c'mon Christian. Don't you miss me? Call me back fucker, love you

[Verse 1]

Dear Molly, I know that we've had our fun

Love the taste of you up on my tongue

But I'm thinkin' that we should be done

Been too many years of the same shit

You've almost driven me insane bitch

You'd whisper come give me a lick

And I'd come runnin' back, your dangerous

And you almost killed me in college remember that? What the fuck were you thinkin'

And you said that it wasn't your fault, blamed it on all the liquor I was drinkin'

But it was you! And still I came back to you lustin' and callin' you baby

And your sister? That's my ex Stacy

And both of you bitches are crazy

But I'm grown now, so listen Molly what I'm tellin' you is for the best

Cause I'm a mess when I'm with you

So with the cells in my brain that you left behind we're through

You're dead to me

Even though you were my remedy

I thought that we really were meant to be

But now you're only in my memories, so

I'm sorry Molly, I never meant to make you cry

Cause it's been great just you and I, but this is goodbye

And this is us breakin' up, I'm signin' and sealin' this letter

Sincerely yours, XOXO Christian Webster

[Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ]

Rolled up twenties on the sink

Capsules poured into my drinks

It's been fun but now I think

It's time we move on, yeah

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

It's time for me to go

[Voicemail 2]

Hey Christian, it's Lindsey. Why have I not seen you in so long? Come see me tonight, I want you to fuck me over and over again like you do, and we can stay up night and talk about how fucked up the world is, and you can freestyle for me. C'mon Christian, you know you want to. Call me back as soon as you get this, mwah

[Verse 2]

Dear Lindsey, you were my very first love

When I really started doin' drugs

And we've been on and off, but the rush

That you would give me, was amazin'

Till it wasn't, then I'm crazy

And I'm anxious, and I'm angry

And I lose sleep, cause you take me

Out to a place that I don't wanna be anymore, at this point there's just too much history

It was my seventeenth birthday, that's when you first took my virginity

And sooner than later I saw you on Fridays and saw you on Saturdays every week

Tried to break up with you numerous times but you'd always come back like I'm pressin' repeat

Get the fuck outta my head bitch

Don't call my phone up again bitch

Me and you ain't even friends bitch

Now your nothin' but my ex bitch

You hookin' up with everybody at the afterparty bitch I know your repertoire

They all lay you down on the countertop, then they line you up with a debit card

Then you got em takin' out they money just like you was a stripper

And I was a pretty good tipper

But now you'll be out of the picture, huh

Don't bother with tryin' to call, I've sank my final 8 ball

Steppin' away from the pool table once and for all, yea

[Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ]

Rolled up twenties on the sink

Capsules poured into my drinks

It's been fun but now I think

It's time we move on, yeah

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

It's time for me to go

[Voicemail 3]

Hey dude, what's up? I miss you. Oh, it's Xandra by the way. Um. Come cuddle. I just got the new Call Of Duty. And I got Oreos, your favorite. Come be lazy with me. Oh shit, my phones about to die, text me

[Verse 3]

Dear Xandra, you're the chill one, way more than the rest of my ex chicks

We would sit around, play video games, and cuddle while watchin' some Netflix

On all of those lazy days

Whenever the sky was a shade of grey

You'd make me feel all these amazin' ways

And all of my problems would fade away

But then I'd snap back to reality and wanna lose it

Had a to do list and didn't do shit

I was with you, don't you know I got a schedule too bitch?

I got me a life and this dream that I'm chasin'

But you tellin' me that I need medication

The moves in my life you would keep me from makin'

This easy arrangement is slowin' me down and I'm losin' the moments I need to embrace and

I'm pacin' I'm wastin' these minutes are fadin'

My motivation slowly slippin' away and

Procrastinatin' as we sittin' here layin'

And wake up confused again, at somethin' like 2 PM

And put off the shit that I'm supposed to do again, stuck here with you again

Cause I've been watchin' you ruin the lives of these people, so many others you've dated

Some of em landed in rehab, some of em just didn't make it

The doctor prescribin' your lovin' all over, but I'd rather be sober

Than wastin' my life with you, so take this letter as the closure, bitch

[Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ]

Rolled up twenties on the sink

Capsules poured into my drinks

It's been fun but now I think

It's time we move on, yeah

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

Goodbye, my chemical romance

It's time for me to go