TMNR Intro

Yup, I’m back

Round two mothafucka

Chris Webby

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]

Yo, it’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper, you don’t wanna start bro

The combination of Donatello and Leonardo

Michelangelo and Raph rolled into one

With the knowledge of Master Splinter, so Shredder is done (Finish him)

Coppin’ pizza by the box

I’m the new creature on the block, no beatin’ what I got

And I’m heatin’ up the spot

The way I rip it on the mic even Jesus gotta watch

Reachin’ to the top, battlin’ the villains

And a court case, cause they tryna’ send me to prison

I’m the illest white dude that ya never heard

I’m the shit, for lack of a better word

I’m a dog like a boxer or a pug

Bout to make a splash in the game, got water in the tub

And I thought you were a thug

But then they scared to battle me cause I could squash em like a bug

Mixin’ 5-hour energy with Hennessy

Mind so fcked up I can’t even remember me

Spit it doper rhyme, homie I am so defined

Rollin’ up more joints than a cobra's spine

I am the master of the metaphors

Rip it from Connecticut, Australia to Ecuador

Settle scores easy, I do not try

I just put one in the air like carbon dioxide

I’m Popeye after digestin' a can of spinach

I’m handlin’ business, say more in a sec than you can in a minute

Animalistic, you cannot attack this

One punch make em back flip the fuck off the atlas

I’m a Tempur-Pedic mattress, I’ll leave an impression

Danny Glover with the lethalest weapon

Come back and I gotsta get it

Joints rolled so big you think a Rasta did it

Sippin’ on some Jell-O shots with some vodka in it

Known for notoriety, I’m Big Papa with it

So now listen up to ya boy

Roll one up, kick ya feet up, sit back and enjoy

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