Webby's World

[Intro]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Get your boarding passes ready

I'm about to take you to a place you ain't ever been before

Where insanity is the norm and you can party all damn day

Follow me, hahaha!

Step into my world

[Chorus]

Come, come with me

I got anything you need, just follow my lead

You won't believe what you see, it's insanity

So just step into my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

Come, follow my steps

And you won't be ready for whatever's coming up next

We got music, drugs, and sex, come join on my quest

So just step in on my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

[Verse 1]

Come and drift in space, bring you to a different place

Where it is crazy, everybody here got explicit taste

Every girl is beautiful and I could fuck all of em

Cause it's Webby's World, what else are they gonna call it son?

No one's locked up cause everybody's good people

No one stops the partyin' cause every drug is legal

We puff blunts fatter than a sumo

Till we gettin' lifted like the roof, higher than Pluto

Cause Webby's World is deep within a parallel dimension

So follow me if you begin to lose your sense of direction

Webby's World is hard to find unless you know the address

And only I know it, so forget searchin' on MapQuest

This is madness I need my prescriptions

Before I start flippin', a Vicodin should fix him

You could try to understand what I envision

But ain't nobody enterin’ into the mind of Christian

[Chorus]

Come, come with me

I got anything you need, just follow my lead

You won't believe what you see, it's insanity

So just step into my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

Come, follow my steps

And you won't be ready for whatever's coming up next

We got music, drugs, and sex, come join on my quest

So just step in on my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

[Verse 2]

I live in the future, so you are history

I'm so original that nobody could mimic me

Dope front to back, kill it with the symmetry

Like a drunk driver, I stay hittin' trees

Touch down on the surface of my planet

Disable tractor beams, cruisin' steady as I land it

A martian like Weezy, homie I'm just tellin' facts

We're both hunted by the mothafuckin' Men in Black

So come adventure with the Mutant Ninja Rapper

Outdo Shredder cause I learned it from my master

Splinter taught me how to kill it with all of my adverbs

Now my word play is enough to knock you backwards

Pop a pill and step into reality

Start seein' like me, fuck gravity

Follow me, I hope you're ready girl

I'mma bring you up to Webby's World

[Chorus]

Come, come with me

I got anything you need, just follow my lead

You won't believe what you see, it's insanity

So just step into my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

Come, follow my steps

And you won't be ready for whatever's coming up next

We got music, drugs, and sex, come join on my quest

So just step in on my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

[Verse 3]

Once you step into my world you’ll never leave

Now jump into the world of make believe

Tricks up my sleeve, now get lifted

To a place where reality is twisted

Nothing's what it seems and everything is opposite

I will take the lead and baby you should follow it

Cause where I'm goin', you need to come

Time to blast off now, 3, 2, 1

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[Chorus]

Come, come with me

I got anything you need, just follow my lead

You won't believe what you see, it's insanity

So just step into my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World

Come, follow my steps

And you won't be ready for whatever's coming up next

We got music, drugs, and sex, come join on my quest

So just step in on my world

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's World