Beauty School

Long summer, super bloom
Hotter than your mother in the afternoon
Crystal in the kitchen window, fresh cut grass
Fishing for compliments and throwing some back

We drove from Phoenix, Arizona to the Sunshine State
Made a couple enemies along the way
We had jock jams in the pickup truck
Warm sangria in a Dixie cup

With Allie calling everything good luck
It's just a flat tire, are you fucking drunk?
With her, every question is a worm on a string
And every answer's written in invisible ink

In a mirror universe
Time is moving in reverse
I'm gonna turn my life around
Everything is different now
Everything is different now

Danny's got a problem with how fast I move
He says we deserve each other, and I think we do
Blah blah blah they give the same advice
You know sometimes lightning strikes the same place twice

Sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth
I like it when you leave your shit all over the house
So you dropped out of beauty school
That's ok I see potential in you

All of this attention's making you feel weird
Good thing I grew a green thumb this year
I can shake pennies from the dollar tree
To buy you 15 minutes of anonymity

In a mirror universe
Time is moving in reverse
I'm gonna turn my life around
Everything is different now
Everything is different now
Everything is different now
Everything is different now