Golden Shower of Hits (Jerks on 45)

Every time I think I'm the only one who's wrong
When someone calls on me
Every now and then I spend the time to find the person
Who's so close to me

And then along comes Mary
And does she want to give me kicks
And no other chick can give me the good memories
I've really got the tales of all the trials and tribulations
No one's ever seen

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Why do stars fall down from the skies
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born, the fairies got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled angel dust in your hair
And gold and starlight in your eyes of blue

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gotta grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
While we can fill the middle of a cold dark night

When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be here any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Having my baby
What a wonderful way of sayin' how much you love me
Having my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me

I can see it
Face is glowin'
I can see it in your eyes
I'm happy knowin'

That you're having my baby
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
Having my baby
You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya

Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe, whenever
Some sweet-talking guy comes along, singing a song
Don't mess around, you've just got to be strong

Stop (Stop)
I really love you
Stop (Stop)
I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love

Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words, we don't want him to understand

Like T-O-Y or S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're holding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and the little S-O-B will be goin' away
But, I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L on me
How, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Golden shower of hits
Golden shower of hits
Golden shower of hits
Golden shower of hits
Golden shower of hits