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Cracker

Useless Stuff

Release date: 2nd April 1996

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"Useless Stuff" is a track by Cracker, from the album The Golden Age, released 2nd April 1996. Full lyrics are available below.

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Cracker

Cracker

Lyrics

Useless Stuff

I'm so fucking sick

I'm the king of the world

I'm a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work

Well I just hang around

Dreaming up useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag please shut me up

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight

I'll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend

So we act real Zen

And hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight

I'll be your useless stuff

Yeah, I'll be your useless stuff

Can I be your useless stuff?

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From The Golden Age

1996
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Album
The Golden Age
The Golden Age
Cracker
Release year
1996
  1. —I'm a Little Rocket Ship
  2. —Useless Stuff
  3. —Bicycle Spaniard
  4. —How Can I Live Without You
  5. —Dixie Babylon
  6. —Big Dipper
  7. —100 Flower Power Maximum
  8. —I Can't Forget You
  9. —Sweet Thistle Pie
  10. —The Golden Age

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