Only When I’m Drunk

[Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock, both]

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a bitch to bone when i'm alone

Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma...

...sittin by the fire

Hold on, turn that beat off

Nah, keep it going

Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin'

I get drunk and start talking more shit

And when i got a gun in my hand, you better get

Out 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk

I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk

Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say "yes, yes"

Crazy's comin' thru, you know we're gonna blow up

Hold up wait, I think i'm gonna throw up...

False alarm

I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm

When i get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when i'm drunk

[Chorus: Epic and Shifty]

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

Only when i'm drunk

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

It happens only when i'm drunk

[Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock]

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia

I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer

Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper

That will get out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people

Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico

'cause I move like i'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte

Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homie Le Le

All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre

But that's 'cause i'm old enough to do that type of shit

Goddamn, I gotta piss I pass the mic to Mr. Shift

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin', it must be that brew that that i was sippin'

Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin

'cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many, I reckon feelin' i got to hurl any second

Want to get up but can't move feels like I'm stuck in a groove

What the fuck was i trying to prove

I got a knack for downin' four-o's

All the hoes know them doobie bros

People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk

I might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

[Chorus: Epic and Shifty]

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

Only when i'm drunk

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

It happens only when i'm drunk

[Outro: Bret "Epic" Mazur]

Yeah, one two, one two

Only when i'm drunk (x4)