I've Seen You Drunk Gurl

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

Because

When you're drunk

You lose your shit

You always trip

You bruise your knees

Your mouth is purple

You love that bottle

You're funny girl

Let's take a photo

You're not fit

You dance so much

So tomorrow's gonna hurt

It's okay we're sorta young

But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

When you're drunk

You do that old lady walk

You show your tummy like a kid

You mumble instead of talk

A shot of whiskey later

You listen to riskay

You eat french fries

You're the queen of karaoke

You fight with random people

And forget

Do you remember throwing peanuts

On that girl's head?

It's okay we're sorta young

But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

When you're drunk

You spend money like you're donald trump

Everybody drinks for free

But you ain't got no funds

You make strange moves

You think you are bionic

I've seen you breakdance

To the sound of technotronic

Your sight get messed up

And that's the truth

Bought tix to grinderman

But it was the blue man group

It's okay we're sorta young

But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

You got home passed out

With your shoes in bed

Next day you called to tell

You found a hot dog in your bag

Stop on the truck

You're tardy for the party

You order a burrito

But you want chilli con carne

I get it, now you're drunk

You come up with crazy burps

Your face is blue, you're kinda fucked

Girl, you look like a smurf!

It's okay we're sorta young

But I know you and now you're drunk!

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet

I've seen you drunk gurl

And you're not drunk yet