[Intro: ?]
It's your man's old love, yeah!
The old lobster, dumpster, kalobster, mubster, flubster, chubster, dumpster, shalobster
Chillin' with my main man, DJ Young Mase, killin' it!
You heard?
Affiliates, pay attention, [?]!
Yeah!
Hello?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, slow down, baby!
Hold on, hold on, bitch, slow the fuck down!
What? Rubber?
Man, that [?] Swift had that bitch down in there!
You know what?
Hello?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, slow down, baby!
Hold on, hold on, bitch, slow the fuck down!
What? Rubber?
Man, that [?] Swift had that bitch down in there! You know what?
Man, let me call this...
Swift had the bitch down in the room the other day
We headin' over to the mall and shit, man
I'll let her come over there and use the room right quick
Man, I'm about to call this [?] Custer's ass
I'm about to call this [?] right now, baby
[Verse 1: Kuniva]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Now you wanna check my phone, 'cause six in the morning I be comin' home
You even know the corner store in the Coney Island is surely closed
Now they got picture phones to click and to send it to bitches' homes
And just as long as she ain't caught
Everything she did wrong is now your fault
Not to be questioned, though
And I don't care less about where you go
And while my cologne is strong
How the hell you know I just sprayed it on?
I'm a dog and that's a fact
We run the streets, but what about cats?
Let [?] out the back of your bedroom window, I pull up a set
Just when I think she's caught
The bitch I just met done dropped me off
We both lost a beautiful thing
Now tell me, what you go do with that ring?
Don't leave it at the Marriott
'Cause housekeeping gon' pawn your rock
They knockin' at twelve o'clock
I'm leavin' you whether you care or not
[Hook: Monica Blaire]
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
[Verse 2: King Gordy]
I'ma show you guys how to be cheaters
Be a pimp to your girl, you ain't gotta beat her
Tell her what she wanna hear, she got low self-esteem
Take her shoppin' into the Dairy Queen
Man, you've been gone for the last six months
Out there smokin' blunts and fuckin' a lot of sluts
Rule number one, never leave condoms in your house
And your new Blackberry, learn how to lock it
And never use your credit card when you take a bitch out
Especially if you and your wife share the same account
So when you go to the titty bar, bring some extra clothes
So you won't go home smellin' like stankin' assholes
And you don't know about your other kids, Vietnamese and overseas
Every month you send a couple Gs
Don't start it when you lie
Or she gon' hit you in your motherfuckin' eye
[Hook: Monica Blaire]
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
[Skit: Bizarre]
Hi, I'm Bill Reckmouth, and we're live on You Dirty Motherfucker
Today, we've been following Grammy Award winning producer, Steven King
Who's been suspected of cheatin' on his girl, Shantamesha
Quiet, here's Stephen now
Hey Stephen, how do you explain this?
No comment
Steve, when is Marshall's album comin' out?
Huh? Who's that?
Steve!
No comment
By the way, Steve, I have one question for you
You know, despite all this, you have a family, a dog, a white picket fence, and [?]
What are you doin' over here cheatin' on Grassy and 6 Mile?
Cause I love pussy! Got that?
Is that what you wanted to hear?
Now let me get to work
[Hook: Monica Blaire]
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
She even in the next room
Makin' plans to be with him soon
Talkin' softly on the telephone
Makin' plans to go and do wrong
[Outro: ?]
Shout out to Monica Blair!
DJ [?]! Baby Paul!
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