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Dan Bern – No Missing Link (1998) | Track profile | Dork

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Fifty Eggs
No Missing Link

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No Missing Link

Release date: 31st March 1998

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"No Missing Link" is a track by Dan Bern, from the album Fifty Eggs, released 31st March 1998. Full lyrics are available below.

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Dan Bern

Dan Bern

Lyrics

No Missing Link

They look for the missing link

There's no missing link

They'll never find the missing link

There's no missing link

We're not something you can figure out with an equation

We are the genetic (mutation)

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Darwin tried explaining it

Darwin did the best he could

Evolution, pretty theory

But how could Darwin know

That aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

How else explain fax machines?

How else explain computer enhancement?

How else explain fiber optics?

How else explain Mozart?

We do not belong here

This planet was a terrarium

Intergalactic broken home

Have to go to outer space

And one day find our daddy

How else explain pay at the pump?

How else explain limited access freeways?

Digital remastering?

Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo?

Michael Jordan?

Religion, astronomy, astrology

That looks to the stars?

We do not belong here

This planet was a terrarium

Seven billion bastards

Screaming for their daddy

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey

They fucked the monkey

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From Fifty Eggs

1998

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31st March 1998

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1998

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