Fortnite Rap Battle Royale

[Intro: Dan Bull]

I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far

Put 'em on a track, call it a "Rap Battle Royale"

In fact, I'm actually going to go and do that

[Dan Bull]

'Kay, I'm back, and I've made a few calls

Made a track that will break a few rules

Never mind Marvel, this could be

The most ambitious crossover event in history

Fighting for the title are a hundred different faces

Some of us are great at this and some of us are failures

Some are total strangers, some will be your favorites

But only one of us is HowToBasic

[Mat4yo]

It's a bird, it's a plane

The sky's gonna fall

Psych! I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

[Randolph]

Parachute down no time to waste

Head straight for the bushes (Quick)

Dreaming of the gun that I can't locate

So instead I get bludgeoned (Uhuh)

[Daddyphatsnaps]

I landed in Tilted Towers

The cowards shot me in the ass, directly in the trousers

[Roomie]

I'm in Tilted Towers and like Austin Powers

I bang everyone for hours, golden bullet showers

[Muselk]

Standing right in the landing site

Popping shots off at anybody rambling by

[Baron Samedi]

I'm in the zone, looking for a spot to hide

When I was sniped by a guy on a drive-by rocket ride

[Instalok]

Caught in a storm and I'm running away

I never should have landed here in Flush Factory

[Dooley Noted]

I'm swinging through the rooftop without any pause

Like a full on criminal version of Santa Claus

[Ricky Berwick]

I play Fortnite with my eyes

I play Fortnite with my chin

I play Fortnite with my cheeks

I play Fortnite with my teeth

[JT Music]

Hey man, got a gun for me?

God damn, ain't gonna give you one for free

Can't you lend a bandage or potion to me?

Crazy, I babysit everyone with me

[George Bull]

Baby babbling

[NateWantsToBattle]

You won't find me when I hide in the trees

'Til I leap up high, get sniped in the knees

[LilDeuceDeuce]

Can't handle the heat? Get out the pub, G

I'll serve you like a battle royale with cheese

[Ashens]

I don't really play Fortnite, you see

Personally, I prefer PUBG

[Mega Ran]

Drop on the map then I plot my attack

Strapped with a rocket attached, I am not full of crap

I'ma pop me a cap then build like Frank Lloyd Wright

Hopped up on crack

[Kanhanga SportRap]

O king do sportrap, to na track

Selvagem como leão, bro respect

O mundo em conexão, click clack

Canal em explosão, B. Black

[Athene]

In this game you can never relax (Never relax, never relax)

That's why we rap on the heaviest tracks

[jacksfilms]

Fuck crafting, I never craft

If you craft, you're a daft lad

Don't make me laugh, dad

All I need is guns, rat-tat-tatta-tat-tat

Try to keep up, granddad

God, I'm a badass

[CarRaxX]

Rushea a tu gusto pero ten algo de cura

Que ni tendiendo un arbusto pero ten algo de cura

[Doble]

No podrás contra mi fuego ni mi nabilidad

Pedirás ayuda pero no tendré piedad

[TheRPGMinx]

Tried to use a bandage as a band aid

But I got mixed up and it was a grenade

[Lindsay Jones]

Well, I'm new to Fortnite and I'm excited to play

But when I type "LFG," they reply "Go away"

[Kim Dotcom]

Modern Warfare had fifteen mil'

I was number one, so you'll be easy to kill

[MattShea]

Can't land shots but I know how to build

Gonna stay in here 'til the rest get killed

[FabvL]

Gold SCAR make them ladies wet

Higher than a launch pad, not a dang regret

[Gameboy Jones]

Did a rocket ride and seen these cowards fled

But then I fell too high, so now I'm dead

[Rustage]

Grabbed some coffee whilst I wait for the game to boot

But now I'm dead and shoot, they saw the good loot

[Leigh Beadon]

Find my spot, scope's on you

Line up shot, fall off roof

[DatteBeats]

Meu time chegou agora

Vamos detonar é hora

Somos os melhores pegando cada abate

No topo do topo, vencendo no Fortnite

[Canal Raplay]

Armado até o pescoço, eu vou descarregar o pente

Parlay dando headshot, gringo não fica contente

[Doble]

Voy arrasando como un ciclón

Destrozando todo escuadrón

[JayFmusicRap]

Vente compadre, ya no hay nadie que me pare

Cuando comienza la party se me ponen a bailar

Todo el mundo mira con las manitas arriba

Como me corono el rey del battle royale

[Enrique Rubio]

Empieza la batalla, hay que tener agallas

Salto en pisos picados a matar como cabrón

Soy el peque y tengo que dar la talla para

Matar a todos y quedar el fucking campeón

[Yuri Black]

Click, boom, você caiu no chão

Click, clack, sou foco na missão

Yuri Black, grave o nome eu sou pressão

Comigo na batalhe vai direto pro caixão

[Daarui]

Um battle royale em evolução

Matar todo mundo e fazer contrução

[DK Zoom]

Mais oponestes que cairam só eu no fim restou

É pouca fala e muita bala é meu estilo, plow

[Iker Plan]

Tras la tormenta todos los que quedan se ponen a llorar

¡Que solo puede quedar uno! ¡No te mientas!

Esto es un todo o nada dejo sin aliento a cualouiera

Desde mi rampa tú sigues dando vueltas

No puedes esconderte aquí tu destino es la muerte

Nací preparado para ¡Fornite! pírate

Tengo todos los tesoros y las armas

Que tú buscas te mato de frente

¡Boom! Mira mi nivel

[Boogie2988]

Walls, walls, got no balls

But just like Trump, I'm building walls

[Boyinaband]

Hi, I'm Dave from Boyinaband

Now I'm dead, Dickety Duck

[Hi-Rez]

With Young Thug drinking a Chug Jug

We found a chest in the back of a dump truck

[Gizzy Gazza]

Trying to avoid every shotgun pop

I build a big wall like I'm Donald Trump

[Xiao Rishu]

I'm coming through with my mini-gun, gun

Dum-diddy-dum diddy-diddy dum-dum

[VideoGameRapBattles]

I'M SHOT IN THE HINEY

SOMEONE REVIVE ME

[NerdCubed]

Gunning for you, say your Ave Maria

With guns, grenades, an entire Ikea

[Chris Ray Gun]

I'm haphazardly running across the island

There's a firefight right on the horizon

And got a white revolver and I'm frightened

But look a bush, hey, perfect timing

Only safe place in the whole game

Do I feel shame? Hah, no way

[Iain Mannix]

I don't play nice, I do all the damage

Make our first night and give me a bandage

[Chris Ray Gun]

I'm the last man hiding in a hedge

'Cause I quite like to live life right on the edge

[Aaron Fraser-Nash]

I like living on the edge, quite literally

I've been camped by the storm as shrubbery

[Divide Music]

You see me walking inside a dank shrubbery

[NemRaps]

I'm about to get in the middle of Lucky Landing

Hit them with a wiggle, they giggling when I'm dancing

Swivelling and jiggle my booty, it never stop

'Til the C4 blows and the bodies go pop

[Ohmi]

See you building them stairs

When I shoot, you block

So I go to bust them down

With a smooth, smooth chop

Come around the way with that 22. Glock

Boom, boom, pop

Now I got that loot you dropped

[Professor Elemental]

I don't even need, like, any of the weapons

Just like a medkit and a bandage and a stone

I can win a battle royale with no weapons

All I need is a bandage to smash your whole head in

[GassyMexican]

I missed the Raven Skin and now I'm crying

Slept on it too? Mufasa, you lying

[Nice Peter]

I'm throwing up new Stabs whenever you flex

I turn the battleground into a duplex

[EpicLLOYD]

So who's next for a round in the head?

You're mine now bi-

Ah, dammit, I'm dead

[RubberNinja]

Okay right, it's been five minutes

And I haven't found a gun, well I guess I'm finished

[iBallisticSquid]

Triggering the explosive remote

Then I provoke you with a cheeky emote

[Bonecage]

Here lies B.C. dying on a hill

Never found one gun, never got one kill

[Oxygen Beats]

No B.C., are you like gone for real?

I'm undone, I'll just hide in this spot until

[The Living Tombstone]

When I spray at a rate, better pray hard

I'm The Living Tombstone, you're laying in a graveyard

[DEFMATCH]

Fresh Prince running man on your tombstone

The hardest working carpenter you know

[Keyblade]

Yo permanezco oculto en un arbusto, a gusto

Y espero al momento a justo a dar un susto brusco

[supershigi]

I need help, I need more ordinance

But I don't know how to tell my co-ordinates

[TEAMHEADKICK]

When I see your head, then I let the lead fly (Legendary!)

I don't need to hide

I'm a maniac but I keep control

I'mma roam with a gun for your booty hole

[Bth Games Music]

Tengo destreza mi don es bestial

Uso la técnica para liquidar

A todos aquellos que vienen de chulos

Son unos garrulos que voy a matar

[Ykato]

Desdo lo alto voy irectamente a los juegos

Del hambre sin un escuadrón

Equipate el culo pienso matar uno por

Uno ocupand el francotirador

[Kinox]

Agarro mi SCAR-L dorada, racargo y disparo

Balazo en tu frente

¡Te he dado!

[Isu RmX]

Mis rimas se arriman más que un buen disparo

Te ataco en sigilo con mucho descaro

[Dariadubs]

Celebro bailando sobre tu cuerpo

La victoria es mía, ¡estad atentos!

[Nick J Henderson]

Wait, is this the right server?

[Saikore]

Nada me para, ni balas lanzadas directamente de tu RPG

Quieren pararme y no saben que hacer

Saikore llega a salty empieza a correr

[Shao Dow]

Forget the guns, forget the parts

Forget the storm, I want to dance

[EnterElysium]

It's not the winning, it's the taking part

But I spent my day spectating, ah

[Chad Wild Clay]

The game may be free to play

But Chad Wild Clay gonna make you pay

Gonna take a grenade that I got from Loot Lake

Gonna paint these walls with your brains

[The Stupendium]

Well, I got a few kills and it went to my head

So I check one text, look back and I'm dead, aw

[Outconsumer]

Y no crees que en español es diferente

Corre, acopia, construye, y muere

[tejbz]

Fa-fa-fa, baby

Yeah, I'm back, it's Tejbz

Fortnite is my jam, play with Ninja, chat spam

[Tay Zonday]

My fort's a ferrari, built by a genius

[tejbz]

I'm not retarded, just a little bit Swedish

[Tay Zonday]

Drinking my shield juice, wait, grenade

I'm gonna die 'cause my buttons all hate me

[tejbz]

Give me a golden sniper

You'll be crying to get a new diaper

[Tay Zonday]

So much wood, they cannot show it in theatres

[Rockit Gaming]

Pick up the sniper, shoot it through your head

A bullet flying past me, loot up 'cause you're dead

I've got one HP left, yeah, that's what I call getting tilted

[Elsie Lovelock]

Duck and roll quick 'cause I'm looking for cover

But was hit so much that I couldn't recover

[Icarus]

Is that a quick scope? I'm not aiming for your ribs

Give me a SCAR, give me a trophy

I'm the boy who lived

[SAV]

Yo, it's SAV, I'm a noob on Fortnite

And it took me a fucking fortnight

To figure out what to do on Fortnite

These bastards shoot in a sword fight

[Akira the Don]

Tell the truth or at least don't lie (Akira)

I never played Fortnite

[Phan Ann]

Nhảy xuống ngôi nhà chạy vào bên trong

Giết hết tất cả rối núp vào bên hông

Tặng một điệu nhảy hắn  bỊ hạ gục

Cầm khẩu scar bạn sẽ thấy nhào ảo thuật

[Oliver Age 24]

Truth is, I haven't even heard of Fortnite

But if Dan Bull says, "Collab?"

You say, "Alright"

[Stamper]

I don't even know what Fortnite is

But it sounds like a bunch of lame kids having a slumber party

And building forts with the couch cushions

I'm just playing, it's a game with a bunch of lucky button pushers

[NoneLikeJoshua]

Yo, snipe from my house on Loot Lake, you're injured

I'll be the one to shoot Drake with Ninja

[Andrew Huang]

Fortnite, been playing it for two weeks

Don't shoot me, my character's too weak

[Sparkles*]

To leave you bleeding's my mission

In the Fatal Fields in the foetal position

[TomSka]

Repping that John Wick, shooting like a lunatic

Better run for cover if you see me with the boomstick

[piyoasdf]

Como una metralla que no falla en la batalla

Te dispara ratatata matando a los canallas

Contra mi fuege ni mi habilidad

Ayuda pero no tendré piedad

[MdeMelocoton]

Entro en combate, armas prepraradas

Soy una sniper muy bien entrenada

[Ivangel Music]

Con la SCAR no me das no verás la skin del camara-da

Miedo mi escuadrón matando solo con granadas

[TAKR]

Sniper calibrada

Vejo o vacilão na mira

Mais um pra conta

Menos um na partida

[Felicia Rock]

A minha mira é a certeza da garantida vitória

No final estou pe dé concretizando mina glória

[TK Raps]

Estilo sniper, mato meu opontnte a distancia

A espada afiada que corta sua arrogância

[TC Punters]

Eu cheguei pra vencer, você vai me entreter

Meu gatilho é veloz e ninguém pode prever

[Guuh A.S.C.]

Eu vou prevalecer

Você jamais irá vencer

Vem peitar o guuh asc

Se eu chego na batalha game over pra você

[TheGamingLemon]

Better watch out when I come in for a push

Make your whole squad cry when I shush them with a bush

[Unit Lost]

You've been hit with a Brit spitfire

And I'm gonna get higher then I'll retire

[Zuby]

Came bringin' pain and I came to reclaim

Make it rain in the game when I aim at your frame

[Zach Boucher]

Tracing back and forth, we're never lacking forts

Suggest running 'cause we're coming like the Eye of the Storm

[Weebl]

Cut my way through a roof, fell three floors

Now I look like a flat Diana Dors

[BrySi]

Full shields with a gold SCAR

And I'm in first place with only two bars

[NerdOut]

I get big chugs, she's got big jugs

She'll be slipping on my juices, call me Wailing Wood

[Veela]

Let me do a little dance for you as I reach out

Got me looking like crab walk as I bleed out

[Miracle of Sound]

Sneak up, you won't hear me coming round

You can call that a Miracle of Sound

[MIC:LEE]

My squad is blind to the drama

Yeah, we're gonna find all the Llamas

[InTheLittleWood]

Look bitch, I'm not cheating, you're lagging

Stay and spectate as I bag 'em and tag 'em

[MC Lars]

Smashers, takers, blasters, flingers

Get the rocket in the middle finger

[The Slapdash Rapper]

Creep through, lethal, battle most regal

If I peep you, then it's sayonara, weeaboo

[Mediyak]

Entro en escena la verdad como una lunatico

Voy a esconderme ya veras yo juego tactico

Se nos cierra la tormenta tio pero no me achanta

Preparo los misiles, sora, salta

[Sora]

Surco el vaso mapa a lomos de este misil

¿Cientos contra mi? Mejor que sean mil

Este duo es imparable la victoria magistral

Vamos a chocar ¿mediyak? Medi AAAAAAAAH

[Itsjustjord]

I'll build a base that's so damn fine

It'll get featured on Grand Designs

[TryHardNinja]

What's that, Mom, dinner's ready?

Gotta run guys