Enderman Rap (Uncircumcised Version)

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm

The sickest musician, the slickest magician

Who'll slip and then zip into different positions

While lifting a brick with no slip of permission

I'm not the most vicious of villain

I'm nicking it just to make Vanilla thrilling

I'm not into killing but if you were given the gift of intuition

Then keep me within your peripheral vision

'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition

I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide

I'm terrible shy and I don't know why

So please, do me the following courtesy

And never look me in the purple eyes

I'm aversе to being observed at night

So if you see mе, you deserve to die

[Chorus: Dan Bull]

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no

No

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]

I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door

What, chap, are you asking for more?

Boy, you're jibbering, jabbering like an old

Man reminiscing of back in the war

I'm naturally massively tall

I should be practising basket-ty ball

But I can't find a ball without corners at all

So, I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall

If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me

Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

Grab a map and explore the various biomes

But be aware this is my home

I roam through the night alone hoping to find someone I can bone

But I'm out of sight and mind and time like a rotary-dial phone

I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone

[Verse 3: Dan Bull]

When you spend a spell in the underworld

You tend to smell people durin' the hurl

How can I ever befriend a girl?

She'll never let me give her my ender pearl

Necklace, you best have a stake in the game

When you see my head shakin'

I'm quaking with rage

Just in case you require a refresher

I've got such high blood pressure!

[Chorus: Dan Bull & Rockit Music]

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no

Rockit!

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

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[Bridge: Rockit Gaming]

Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide

I'm chasing after you until you die

Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed

I'm hunting you tonight until you die

It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse

So easily amused to watch you die

Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive

I have you in my sights

No, no, no, no

[Outro: Dan Bull]

Now you see me, now you don't

Shoving a dirt block down your throat

You better not be getting out your boat

I suggest that you don't leave the house alone

Oh no, I'm on a mission to win this staring competition

I'll let you live on just one condition

If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven

No, no, no, no