Enderman Rap

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm

The sickest musician (Ah), the slickest magician

Who'll slip and then zip into different positions

(Woo) While lifting a brick with no slip of permission (Ah)

I'm not the most vicious of villain (Ooh)

I'm nicking it just to make Vanilla thrillin' (Ah)

I'm not into killing, but if you were given the gift of intuition (Ooh)

Then keep me within your peripheral vision

'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition

I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide

I'm terrible shy and I don't know why (Aw)

So please do me the following courtesy

And never look me in the purple eyes

I'm averse to being observed at night

So if you see me, you deserve to die

[Chorus: Dan Bull]

You don't want to mess with the Endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You don't want to mess with the Endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]

(Right!) I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door (Huh?)

What, chap, are you asking for more?

Boy, you're jibbering (Ring), jabbering like an old

Man reminiscing of back in the war

I'm naturally massively tall

I should be practising basket-ty ball

But I can't find a ball without corners at all (Duh)

So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall

If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me

Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

Grab a map and explore the various biomes, but be aware this is my home

I roam through the night alone hoping to find someone I can bone (Ah)

But I'm out of sight and mind and time like a rotary-dial phone (Ring!)

I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone

[Chorus: Dan Bull & Rockit Music]

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no

Rockit!

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the Enderman

No, no, no, no, no (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

[Bridge: Rockit Music & Dan Bull]

Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide

I'm chasin' after you until you die

Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed

I'm hunting you tonight until you die!

It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse

So easily amused to watch you die

Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive

I have you in my sights (No, no, no, no, woo!)

[Outro: Dan Bull]

Now you see me, now you don't (Woo!)

Shoving a dirt block down your throat (*gags*)

You better not be getting out your boat

I suggest that you don't leave the house alone

Oh no, I'm on a mission to win this staring competition

I'll let you live on just one condition:

If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven

No, no, no, no (No, no!)