I Had Lost My Mind

[Verse 1]

I had lost my mind

I lost my head for a while, was off my rocker, outta line, outta wack

You see, I had this tiny crack in my head

That slowly split open and my brain's oozed out, lyin' on the sidewalk and I didn't even know it

I had lost my mind

Why, I was sitting in the basement when I first realized it was gone

Got in my car, rushed right over to the lost and found

I said "pardon me, but I've seem to have lost my mind."

She said "Well, can you identify it, please?"

I said "Why sure, it's a cute little bugger

About yea big, a little warped from the rain"

She said "Well then sir, this must be your brain"

I said "Thank you ma'am, I'm always losin' that dang thing."

I had lost my brain