Squeezit the Moocher (Minnie the Moocher)

[Verse 1]

Well, son, let me tell you I’m so pleased to meet you

The boys and I’ve been expecting to greet you

As guest of honor in the house of the dead

Just relax, lay yourself down, say goodbye to your head

[Chorus 1]

Hi-di-hi-di-hi

Ho-di-ho-di-ho

Waddy-waddy-way-di

Hi-di-hi-di-ho

[Verse 2]

Please Mr. Devil, it’s not for me, I’m pleadin’

If you help Renée and Frenchy, I’ll give you what you’re needin’

If you want to bargain, then produce something real

Deliver me the Princess, boy, and you’ve got a deal

(Deliver him the Princess, boy, and you’ve got a deal) Okay

[Bridge 1]

Oh, skip-dap-dip-dap-de-di-doo

Skibby-dip-dibby-dip-di-dap-di-oh

Oh, dap-dap-dap-dap-da-di-oh

Hi-di-hi-di-ho

[Verse 3]

Congratulations, son, you really deliver

This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver

Don’t think I’ve forgotten all the things that I’ve said

Don’t worry ‘bout your friends, relax, now off with his head

[Bridge 2]

Hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi

Ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho

Ho-di-ho-di-ho-oh-di-da-di-day

Hi-di-hi-di-ho

[Verse 4]

Be nice to me, babe, or you’ll regret it

You are my hostage and don’t you forget it

The night is early and there’s lots to be done

Let’s boogie now, come on, we’re gonna have some fun

[Chorus 2]

A-ho-di-ho-di-ho

Hi-di-hi-di-hi

Whoa!

Hi-di-hi-di-ho

[Outro]

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