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  1. Tracks
  2. Das EFX
  3. Dead Serious
  4. If Only

TRACK

Das EFX

If Only

Release date: 7th April 1992

From Dead Serious
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About This Track

"If Only" is a track by Das EFX, from the album Dead Serious, released 7th April 1992. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Das EFX

Das EFX

Lyrics

If Only

Yo, I hear the floor creaking...

"As we go a little something like this, hit it!"

[Verse 1: Skoob]

Shiggity shaz-bots, hops, I rocks

I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops

Pops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist

They call me Mr. Rapper, so I guess I be the rappist

No practice, yo Krazy (Yiggity yes, knocker)

Don't bolo like Han Solo, come rough like Chew-bacca

So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush

Yep, I call ya snaggle if you're puss-

Egads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in

And plus I piggity-pop your shit like Doug Llewelyn

But umm, rarely does my crew get into beef-es

I fliggity-fits the mould like the gold that's on my teeth-es

Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Blitzy be the eldest

I'm hipper than the hip bone, connected to your pelvis

So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]

"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"

*repeat x2*

"like, this" "like, this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

*scratching of "like this"*

[Verse 2: Dray]

Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop

I'm kniggity-knockin fronts out, daily, troop

I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazy Drayzie

I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beetle Bailey

The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin

I swingity-swing more shit than Tarzan be doin

I heard that shit was thick that's why I spick like I was span

Then I umm, flick my bic and take a dip like Aqua-man

So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts

I gibbity-got lines like Evel Knievel got bitch stunts

Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aiight

I figgity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites

So I, spiggity-spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock

I got more skills than John Han- got cock

So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]

"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"

*repeat x2*

"like, this" "like, this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

*scratching of "like this"*

[Verse 3: Skoob]

And away we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father

I kiggity-caught The Love Boat at Puerto Vallarta

I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic

It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chump, can you smell it?

Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun

So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion

Umm, so now what the fuck?

[Verse 4: Dray]

I give 'em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck

Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em

I biggity-bangs the chunks cause they plumps when I cook 'em

I'm quiggity-quick-quick, thiggity-thick-thick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe

So figgity-figado, figado, fi-ga-do

I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt

I figgity-funked up Sanford, and his fuckin Son

So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]

"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"

*repeat x2*

"like, this" "like, this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"

*scratching of "like this"*

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Dead Serious

1992
Album
Dead Serious
Dead Serious
Das EFX
Release year
1992
  1. —Brooklyn To T-Neck
  2. —Dum Dums
  3. —If Only
  4. —Jussummen
  5. —Klap Ya Handz
  6. —Looseys
  7. —Mic Checka (Remix)
  8. —East Coast

Explore

More tracks by Das EFX

  • Das EFX — The Memories Remain
  • Das EFX — Double Homicide / Leave It Alone
  • Das EFX — Rap Scholar (Original Version)
  • Das EFX — No Doubt
  • Das EFX — Generation EFX
  • Das EFX — Rap Scholar
  • Das EFX — Set It Off
  • Das EFX — Microphone Master (Jay Dee Remix)
  • Das EFX — Microphone Master (41st Side Remix)
  • Das EFX — Represent the Real
  • Das EFX — Real Hip-Hop (Pete Rock Remix)
  • Das EFX — Real Hip Hop
  • Das EFX — Microphone Master (remix)
  • Das EFX — Kaught in Da Ak
  • Das EFX — Freakit
  • Das EFX — Baknaffek
  • Das EFX — Check Yo Self
  • Das EFX — Mic Checka (Remix) (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — Klap Ya Handz (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — Dum Dums (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — Brooklyn To T-Neck (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — East Coast (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — Jussummen (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — Looseys (from Dead Serious)
  • Das EFX — They Want EFX
  • Das EFX — Jussumen (Pete Rock Remix)
  • Das EFX — Jussummen (Pete Rock Remix Instrumental)
  • Das EFX — Mic Checka
  • Das EFX — Straight Out the Sewer
  • Das EFX — They Want EFX (Remix)
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  2. Check Yo Self
  3. Freakit
  4. Kaught in Da Ak
  5. Mic Checka
  6. Rap Scholar
  7. Real Hip Hop
  8. Set It Off
  9. Straight Out the Sewer
  10. They Want EFX

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Credits

Credited
Atlantic Records, Cellar to the Addict Music, Charlie Marotta, Chris Charity, Clarence “Sonny” Henry, Derek Lynch, DJ Rhythm, Doug E. Fresh & The Get Fresh Crew, EastWest Records America, EMI Blackwood Music, EMI Music Publishing, EPMD, Erick Sermon, Fat Wax Music, KMR Music Royalties II SCSP, Kobalt Music, Krazy Drayz, Little Eva, North Shore Soundworks, PMD, Rich Car Music, Sewer Slang Music, Skoob, Slick Rick, Solid Scheme, Stanley Turrentine, Straight Out Da Sewer Music