Jussummen

[Verse 1]

Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba

Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper

John M.D., yea, that's what folks tell me

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there, dear, uhum, your suped though

Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo

Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble

And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle

But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters

Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers

See, I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write

I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype

Plus I sits ’em, I stands ’em, I brands ’em like Zorro

I shop at D'Agastino for a bag of Stella D'oro

Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three

Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, A-Blitz and D

[Chorus]

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

Just some men that's on the mic...

[Verse 2]

Yiggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka

Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher

When I'm proper, I dibbity dibble dabble wit my winnings

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder

I'll jump up and flex , make you think I'm Jane Fonda

I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laidback like Tito

I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo

Se Puente? Yes I can samba

I'm known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba

The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser

I gots crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive

I wickity wax that scalp like Alberto V.O. Five

Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite

'Cause we're

[Chorus]

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

Just some men that's on the mic...

[Verse 3]

Check it, one for the money, two for the show

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!

Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends

In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yens

Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William

I'm quick to break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million

Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children

I’m hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmuck, just ask the Pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo

I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo

Like Chico, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks

Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna

I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle stone ya

A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie

And I get down and boogie-oogie-oogie

'Cause we're

[Chorus]

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

Just some men that's on the mic...

[Verse 4]

I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler than a Calvin

My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin

I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara

So hit the road Jack so I can welcome back Kotter

I figgity flash the ill shit, I flips them when I get them

I chills wit the Books now I'm paid out the rectum

No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like Sasquatch

I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)

I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna

I gave a crewcut to Sinéad O'Connor

Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is bond

'Cause Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on

Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end

'Til the diggity cows come home, take a shit, and leave again

'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me

I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni

'Cause we're

[Chorus]

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

'Cause we're

Just some men that's on the mic...

Just some men that's on the mic...