Anyone's Daughter

[Verse 1]

I stood under your bedroom window

Throwing up a brick

No one came I threw one more

That really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head

He said what kind of man

Is this that's hanging 'round my girl

And threw me in the cab

[Chorus 1]

You're a farmer's daughter

You're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get

I won't get no more eggs and water

Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

[Verse 2]

Imagine I was a full-grown man

And I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here

And do this every night

Wham! The door comes crashing down

Your daddy's face all pale

Says come with me you hairy bum

I'll put you in my jail

[Chorus 2]

You're a judge's daughter

You're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get

Now I'm getting jail and torture

Cos' I made the judge's daughter

Yes, I did

It was nice

[Bridge]

It seems they're screaming law and order

When I go with anyone's daughter

[Verse 3]

Woman I should like some peace

And daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright

When I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies

You say I'm dumb and scraggy

But man this dumb and scraggy is

Your daughter's baby's daddy

[Chorus 3]

She's a lucky daughter

Such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get

The kinda girl I didn't wanna get

Now I've got what I always fought for

Cos I've married a rich man's daughter

Ha

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