What the What

[Verse 1]

We goin' out tomorrow, gonna do it right

Celebrate the fact that we're still alive

In that case, we better make it tonight

I'll drink for us all and you can drive

My mojo working and I paid my dues

I'm gonna break out my dancing shoes

I'm gonna do what I do best

I'm gonna spend my money till there's nothing left

[Chorus]

So bad, I been so bad, I been so bad

What the what happened to you last night?

[Verse 2]

Every bar in London had an old joanna

And cats who could play rock and roll piano

No-one cared a few teeth gone missing

Everybody got up to sing

Five string guitars, and old skin drums

On a river boat shuffle, bunch a-drunken bums

No way of knowing when the temperature dropped

The moment was hot, there was no time to stop

[Chorus]

So bad, we were so bad, we been so bad

What the what happened to you last night?

[Piano Solo]

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Long tall Sally and short fat Dave

Arms and legs going every-ways

They didn't care about shape or size

The fever of love was in their eyes

Called every bad name under the sun

They did the same to us, we was just having fun

He went up and she went down

It didn't really matter, they just went to town

[Chorus]

So bad, they were so bad, they been so bad

What the what happened to you last night?

[Outro]

I was so bad, I been so bad, I been so bad

What the what happened to you last night?