Me

[Verse 1]

I've never had a filling and I've got blue eyes

I've got every kind of lipstick you can buy

I've got three cupboards for my shoes

And a mirror that always tells the truth

I've got clothes in case it's hot

Clothes for when it's cold

But still, I don't know what to wear

What to wear tonight

[Verse 2]

I've got the concentration of a small child

Patience - well, not all the time

A wounded look and a silly smile

That always gets me what I want

[Verse 3]

I've got a garden, but it has no grass

It's got plastic chairs and the table's glass

My cat at home thinks it's a dog

And who am I to judge if that's all?

[Verse 4]

I've got a lot of cards on my shelf

Everyone of them written to myself

I've got a million pounds in the bank

(Don't be silly, you haven't been to a bank in your life)

[Verse 5]

Well, there's a woman next door who robbed a bank

A man upstairs who likes to drink

And sing to us at three in the morning

[Verse 6]

I've got five best friends, two parents and a brother

And a man at home who likes to think

That every song's written for him

So this one's for you