Who Stole the DJ

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Let, Let, Let's Go

[Announcer]

Calling all cars, calling all cars

Be on the lookout someone has stolen the D.J

Agent F.P. get on the case immediately

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Lets, Lets Go

[Fresh Prince]

I got the call about eleven-fifteen

Twelve o'clock, arrived on the scene

Looked around and things were ill

The party was at a dead stand still

People sittin' around, no music

The situation was somewhat confusing

But I'm a detective I knew right away

What happened, somebody stole the D.J

Who or why I had no clue

But I knew what I had to do

No eat, no sleep, just work

Then walked past this fly mini-skirt

I had to dis her quick before she greeted

Come on baby I'm working, beat it

Come on I'm busy, just go away

Gotta find out who stole the D.J

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Let's, Let's Go

[Fresh Prince]

This mystery needed to quickly be solved

Cause there were kids involved

Friday and Saturday nights had no songs

Why, because the D.J. was gone

Smiles you used to dance and sing around

Now were replaced by frowns

And it was up to me to solve the mystery

And get back the disc jockey

I found an eye witness

But his breath wreaked of chitlins

All I know is his breath did pound

Buddy forget it, just write it down

No fingerprints no clues

The only witness was the bad breath dude

It was up to me to save the day

And find who stole the D.J

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Let's, let's Go

[Fresh Prince]

Through the door this dame walked in

I swear to James Bond, a perfect ten

I thought to myself I'm working just forget it

Then I thought, well, maybe I've got a minute

So I took her down to the station

To the back room for some interrogation

Captain doesn't like it, but I must confess

I interrogate best when I'm undressed

We were in there for hours drained

To see who would break first, me or the dame

Then she broke, and her mind was my possession

(Prince, I love you!) That wasn't the question

I only wanna know one thing

I've gotta make the kids dance and sing

So tell me now cause crime don't pay

Baby, who stole the D.J.?

[Fresh Prince]

I scoured the city but still no clue

Lost like a cause, what should I do

Then like a bolt of lightning it hit me

Ah, the worst villain in the city

I wasn't prepared for what was in store

He had stolen the D.J. before

You all know this ruthless foe

To his hideout (Let's, let's go)

Tip-toed up the steps

Slowly and ever so quietly I crept

But out of nowhere I was attacked

Just like in the movies, clubbed from the back

I felt like a fool

(Man, you need to go back to private eye school!)

I was the dunce-of-the-day

There I was tied up with the D.J

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Let's Go

[Fresh Prince]

There we were both tied to a pole

I told the D.J. "Relax, it's under control"

(Relax?! Man, we both gon' die!

You can't even keep yourself untied!)

Do you want to be free or not?

I'm gonna get us out of this tight spot

I planned this all along, cap

There's a knife in my Swiss Army hat

With the blade I cut the rope

(Man, y'all Secret Squirrel spy hat is dope!)

I radio'd for back up cars

So we could put this crook behind bars

Another criminal off the streets

Another D.J. back to his beats

I walked in the club and I was happy to say

"Ladies and gentlemen, here's your D.J."

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Let's Go

[Announcer]

Calling all cars, calling all cars

Be on the lookout, (let, lets go)

Someone has stolen another D.J

Calling private eye Fresh Prince

Be on the lookout (let, let's go)

Someone has stolen another D.J

Get on the case immediately

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Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go