Gun Jam

[Intro: 50 Cent]

Yeah!

This is just my intro

It's serious man, this is Sirius Radio right here

Rrrrr

G-G-G-G-Unit, radio

(Shaaady) Haha

Somethin’ simple you know, just a lil somethin', somethin'

[Chorus: 50 Cent]

You screamin' ya gun jam

Nigga your gun ain't jam, they let off your bitch ass ran

You screamin' ya gun jam

I know your type fam, you pussy I understand

You screamin' your gun jam

You run when the shots fired, you scared to fuckin' death of that hollow tip diet

[Verse: 50 Cent]

Intensive care unit after niggas get sprayed up

Jamaica Hospital 3rd floor when you layed up

Fifty services make sure your bills get paid up so it's 9-1-1 when you see my gun

I'm popular nigga the police know me

It's 'cause of this rap shit I'm rich now, homie

Man when you not around I got your bitch all on me

She want to be my wife now, she like my lifestyle

That Sade bumpin' it's the sweetest taboo

I play something smooth when I stunt in my Coupe, oooh, youuuu

Know these niggas ain't like me, everything I say I got in these raps I got B

Cars, the cribs, the jewels, the tools

The 9's, the Tecs, the Macs, ooohhh

The burners, the Gats, man if you confused

I send a nigga from my hood to put a hole in you

I rock G-Unit hats

Hoodies and shoes

Got "G-Unit" tatted on my bitch too

I drink G-Unit Water, watchin' G-Unit porn

This is Shade 45, nigga G-Unit on

[Outro: 50 Cent]

Thank you, thank you

Yeah I'ma give myself a round of applause

That was hot

That might be the best

Radio show intro

Playin'

Welll I'm sure it's the most expansive one

I do that for your show

It'll only cost you a hunnid fifty grand

Ha ha

That's the 'homeboy rate'

Look if you, the 'we cool rate'

You know

I woke this morning, I feel real good this morning, I'm number one in every country

You know

Except Asia

I'ma go out there and find out what's goin' on

Yeah!

If I ain't your favorite, I wanna know why?

I wanna know why I ain't your favorite

Ah man I feel real good

Feel like I should just

I just should be a...

Somewhere, you know, in the hood somewhere

You know, just makin' it, just soakin' it up, man

I just gotta soak it up

You know

Feel real good out here

Motherfuckers is just mad, man, they jealous, man

They jealous of the kid

You know I mean, I feel like a young fighter

Muhammad Ali

Young Muhammad Ali that's me

50 Cent

I keep it goin'

They say I can't do it, can I do it?

I told you them bumass nigga was goin' down in the third  and he went down in the third

You see?

Ah man I-I'm probably the only nigga to walk around doin' the shit I be doin'

You know

God only made one, one of...

One of these niggas in...

Every ten years

Take ten more years

Till my competition's [?] is behind me

Only way they'll be able to beat me is if I slow down

Feel me?

I told niggas I was on they heels

And they slowed down

I got 'em now

Ha hah

Damn!

If I wasn't me I'd shoot me

God damn it I love bein' me

Now we gon' stop

And we gon' say a prayer

Right?

I want you to say

Repeat after me

God

Grant me the serenity

To accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things I can

And the wisdom to know the difference

Is the serenity grant?

OK

50 Cent y'all

Accept it!

Can't change that!

I'm often number one

This my fourth week at number one, it feels good

You know?

Ya fuckin' me up, man, ya makin' my head big

You know?

It's not my fault, man

You know, I, I had to tell a bitch last night

You know, I tell her

I say

"Bitch get off me"

You know I mean, I had to tell her, man, 'cause the bitch wanted to be all up under the kid, you know I'm sayin'

But nah you can't get [?] me like that, ya know I mean

I'm glad you love me

But if I didn't love me I'm sure you sure you wouldn't love me

You know?

Mistake my confidence for arrogance

It's okay even God was misunderstood