I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

[Intro, spoken: Dolly Parton]

You're not gonna believe what I saw

[Verse 1: Dolly Parton]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn’t hear me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard, so snowy white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Spoken: Dolly Parton]

I saw it with my own two eyes

Not only were they kissin'

They were drinking milk and eating cookies together

Now I know how to keep a secret

'Cause I wanna stay on Santa’s good side

You don't just tell everything you know, mhm

[Verse 2: Dolly Parton & Chorus, both]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't hear me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep

But I wasn't

I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been (Ooo)

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

What a laugh it would have been (Ahh)

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Outro, spoken: Dolly Parton]

Don't you go telling her either

It's our secret