Punky's Dilemma

[Intro]

Ah, South California

[Verse 1]

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floating in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxing awhile, living in style

Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. hey

Casually glancing at his toupee

[Chorus]

Wish I was an English muffin

Gotta make the most out of a toaster

(Come on down)

I ease myself down

(Better come up brown)

Comin' up brown

I prefer the boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

[Verse 2]

Ah, South California

If I became a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

(To Maryjane)

To Maryjane

Best wishes, Martin

[Bridge]

Old Roger draft-dodger

Leaving by the basement door

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for

[Chorus]

Wish I was an English muffin

Gotta make the most out of a toaster

(Come on down)

I ease myself down

(Better come up brown)

Comin' up brown

I prefer the boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

[Outro]

Ah, South California

Ah, South California

Ah, South California

Ah, South California