A Funny Man

[Verse 1]

One day a funny kind of man

Came walking down the street

He wore a shoe upon his head

And hats upon his feet

[Verse 2]

He raised the shoe and smiled at me

His manners were polite

But never had I seen before

Such a funny sounding sight

[Verse 3]

He said, "Allow me to present

Your Highness with a rose"

And taking out a currant bun

He held it to my nose

[Verse 4]

I staggered back against the wall

And then I answered, "Well

I never saw a rose with such

A funny looking smell"

[Verse 5]

He then began to sing a song

"Hmm, mm, mm, mm, mm"

And sat down on the ground

You never heard in all your life

Such a funny feeling sound

[Verse 6]

"My friend, why do you wear two hats

Upon your feet?", I said

He turned the other way about

And hopped home on his head