The Pee Song

[Verse 1]

How much of the pee do you wee

When you're little, and you're only three?

Do you wiggle and watch?

Does it jiggle and splotch?

Do you do like a dog on a tree?

When you're little, and you're only three

[Verse 2]

How much of a pee do you wee?

When you're little and you're only three?

Do you wiggle and watch?

Does it jiggle and splotch?

Do you do like a dog on a tree?

When you're little, and you're only three

(One more time)

[Verse 3]

How much of a pee does ya wee?

When you're little and you're only three?

Do you twiggle and swatch?

Does it biggle and splash?

Do you do like a dog on a tree?

When you're little, and you're only three

[Verse 4]

How much of a pee do you wee? Oh

When you're little and you're only three?

Do you wiggle and watch?

Does it jiggle and splotch?

Do you do like a dog on a tree?

When you're little, and you're only three