Mrs. Mark Max Maddy

Bedtime is bogus
But your brains precocious
So before you board your snooze cruise
I come bearing bad news
Your parents are clueless
Unfit to raise you kids
You need someone to look up to
Someone who will tell you to

Do your chores and buy new glasses
Take out loans for cool kid classes
Hurry up before life flashes
Make them auction off your ashes
Life is cruel at cool school
But you'll be fine if you live your life like mine

Dear great aunclue
I wish I was as great as you
I know I'm bowling at the alley beside you
But I only have ten pins to say goodnight to
My bile grew into a vile bile brew
I've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of myself
God I bet you think I'm such a worthless worm

I studied up
The grow up bus said
Eat my dust
But all that i had done is
Filled my cranium with tape and gum

I'm a failed experiment
An introspective arrogance
Wont save me from embarrassment
Of paling in comparison

I just had a big breakthrough
Ill take old used you and make a me brand new
So shut your mouth, listen up when I talk
I'm a no good thief and ill rip you off
Just you watch
Ill be good for something for once in my life

Dear you know who
Its been years since I've seen you
I think a visits overdue
I've got breaking news for you

Dear great aunclue
I've become much greater than you
I cant believe I used to bowl right beside you
Now you sit and cry about just how fast you life flew
Bye bye
Toodeloo
To the big fraud I thought I knew
You've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of yourself
I always knew you were just a worthless worm

Is this trepidation or is this regret
I remember admiration
But for who
I forget
I am in control
You wont swallow me whole

No more vertebrae
Only scrunch
The birds of prey of yesterday
Will all be someone's lunch
Bird days are gone
It wont be long before an omnivore is soaring over
And decides it wants a worm lunch