Better Be Women

[Intro]

There better be women

[Verse 1]

I went out to a stupid party

Had to scam on everybody

Asked the woman for a light

And to spend the night

But she wasn't havin' any

Said I was just one of many

But she'd give me some advice

[Pre-Chorus]

She said, "You try

But you don't get none"

And I said, "Why?"

Was she a lesbian?

But she was fly

And had a biologic plan, oh man

Said, "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (Damn!)

[Chorus]

There better be women

Now you're comin' on, but you come too strong

There better be women

Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party?

Oh yeah, but I don't party with everybody

There better be women

Be women tonight, alright

Alright!

[Verse 2]

I watched them in fascination

Her friend and their wild gyrations

Like a symphony in pink

And not missing link

And it was a freaky orgy

But somehow they all ignored me

Watch my pennant start to shrink

[Pre-Chorus]

They said a-[sex sounds]

"Now don't you want it?"

And a-[sex sounds]

"You know we got it"

And uh, [sex sounds]

But I was haunted by three-way dreams

Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah

[Sex sounds]

[Chorus]

There better be women

Now you're comin' on, but you come too strong

There better be women

Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party

Oh yeah, but (we don't party with everybody)

There better be women

Be women tonight, alright

[Outro]

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women