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Dwarves – Johnny on the Spot (2000) | Track profile | Dork

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Dwarves
The Dwarves Come Clean
Johnny on the Spot

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Johnny on the Spot

Release date: 7th March 2000

From The Dwarves Come Clean

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About This Track

"Johnny on the Spot" is a track by Dwarves, from the album The Dwarves Come Clean, released 7th March 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Dwarves

Dwarves

Lyrics

Johnny on the Spot

[Verse 1]

Beyond the human race

It came from outer space

And just to come upon your face

He's got to shake it loose

That sonic reproducer

Just like Medusa only hot

[Chorus]

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

[Verse 2]

With laser lights intact

He's got the fattest sack

And that galactic mack is back

He's got to shake it loose

That sonic reproducer

2001 degrees red hot

Johnny on the spot

[Bridge]

"Go, Johnny, go!"

[Chorus]

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

Johnny on the spot, on the spot

Johnny on the spot

Johnny on the spot

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Track details

From The Dwarves Come Clean

2000

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Album

The Dwarves Come Clean

Release year

2000

—Accelerator
—Better Be Women
—Come Where the Flavor Is
—Deadly Eye
—I Want You to Die
—It's Tits
—Johnny on the Spot
—How It's Done
—River City
—Over You

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