Stepmother

Your stepmother hates my guts

But I don't really care

She don't like me coming around

With my short, greasy hair

She would be your best friend

If she had it her way

She would take all your best friends

And put them away

Your stepmother hates my guts

But I don't give a damn

She thinks I'm some kind of scum

'Cause I don't call her ma'am

La, la, la, la, la, la

She would be you best friend

If she had it her way

Your stepmother hates my guts

But I won't give up yet

I want you so goddamn much

But she sure is upset

Looking down again I knock on the door

There she is looking down on me again