Beyond Belief

[Verse 1]

History repeats the old conceits

The glib replies, the same defeats

Keep your finger on important issues

With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues

I'm just the oily slick

On the wind-up world of the nervous tick

In a very fashionable hovel

I hang around, dying to be tortured

You'll never be alone in the bone orchard

This battle with the bottle is nothing so novel

So in this almost-empty gin palace

Through a two-way looking glass, you see your Alice

You know she has no sense for all your jealousy

In a sense, she still smiles very sweetly

Charged with insults and flattery

Her body moves with malice

Do you have to be so cruel to be callous?

And now, you find you fit this identikit completely

You say you have no secrets, then leave discreetly

[Chorus 1]

I might make it California's fault

Be locked in Geneva's deepest vault

Just like the canals of Mars and the Great Barrier Reef

I come to you beyond belief

[Verse 2]

My hands were clammy and cunning

She's been suitably stunning

But I know there's not a hope in Hades

All the laddies catcall and wolf-whistle

So-called gentlemen and ladies dogfight like rose and thistle

[Chorus 2]

I've got a feeling

I'm going to get a lot of grief

Once, this seemed so appealing

Now I am beyond belief

I've got a feeling

I'm going to get a lot of grief

Once, this seemed so appealing

Now I am beyond belief

I've got a feeling

I'm going to get a lot of grief

Once, this seemed so appealing

Now I am beyond belief

I've got a feeling

I'm going to get a lot of grief...