Kinder Murder

[Verse 1]

Here in the bar, the boys like to have fun

There's a wager lost and an argument won

There's a stone-washed damsel on a junk food run

It's a kinder murder

There's a ladder to heaven from a battered stiletto

Spitting out the words that he put into her mouth

See her in silhouette going down south

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

[Chorus]

She could have kept her knees together

Could have kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

[Verse 2]

Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence

He was back in half an hour, he said he left her senseless

Then he went back to his regiment

It's a kinder murder

The officer said it has to be denied

There's a tear-stained would-be teenage bride

All the family pride in the little ram-rider

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

[Chorus]

She could have kept her knees together

Could have kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

[Verse 3]

The child went missing and the photo fit his face

Dishonored Jimmy just read about the case

He said that he was just taking up space

It's a kinder murder

Jimmy took his best friend's keys from the pile on the table in a flash

He was dreaming of the pigskin seats and the walnut dash

The knickers in her handbag and the one false eyelash

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

[Chorus]

She could have kept her knees together

Could have kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder