Less Than Zero ["Dallas version," live]

[STAGE BANTER]

ELVIS:  This is called "Less Than Zero!"

[SONG BEGINS]

Jenny takes her clothes off in succession

While her husband rides a bumper in the president's procession

Sees him on the screen as she looks up from giving head

When he's had enough of that, her lover throws her on the bed

To teach her she's alive

And suddenly, he's dead

Turn up the TV

No one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it

So your fathеr won't know

They think that I got no respect

But еverything means less than zero

Hey!  Hey!  Hey!

Calling Mister Oswald, calling anyone at the scene

If you were taking home movies, there's a chance you might've seen him

There's a thousand variations, every witness in a file

But Jenny puts on some coffee, and she comes back with a smile

She says, "I hear that South America is coming into style"

Turn up the TV

No one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it

So your father won't know

They think that I got no respect

But everything is less than zero

Hey!  Hey!  Hey!

A pistol was still smoking

A man lay on the floor

Mister Oswald thought he had an understanding with the law

She's got rubies on her fingers, Jenny turns and looks away

Her mind upon a basement out of the USA

She says, "Let's talk about the future now, we put the past away"

Turn up the TV

No one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it

So your father won't know

They think that I got no respect

But everything is less than zero

Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  Hey!

Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  Hey!

Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  Hey!

Everything is less than zero

[SONG ENDS]

[STAGE BANTER]

ELVIS:  Thank you!