Man Called Uncle

[Verse 1]

Now those news print's all over your face

Well, maybe that's why I can read you like a book

Just when I thought I was getting my taste a bite

I go and lose my appetite

[Chorus]

Look at the man that you'd call uncle

They'd like to sink their teeth in to you

For the pride and the pleasure

And the privilege of having you

[Verse 2]

If I say you're the one do you think that I'm serious

You get that kind of talk from older men

If I say I love you then I must be delirious

So why are you trying to put my temperature up again

[Chorus]

Look at the man that you'd call uncle

Having a heart-attack 'round your ankles

[Bridge]

When you wake up with x-rated eyes

When you wake up still shaking

How could I apologize as your check you affects

And you check your reflection

I'm so affected in the face of your affection

[Chorus]

Look at the man that you'd call uncle

Having a heart-attack 'round your ankles

[Outro/Chorus]

I could swear I could promise

That I'll always be true to you

But we may not live to be so old

I could even say I'm going to do something new to you

Now the girls I see just leave me cold

Look at the man that you'd call uncle

Look at the man that you'd call uncle

Look at the man that you'd call uncle