Men Called Uncle

[Verse 1]

Now there's newsprint all over your face

Well, maybe that's why I can read you like a book

Just when I thought I was getting my taste to bite

I go and lose my appetite

[Chorus 1]

Look at the men that you'd call uncle

They'd like to sink their teeth into you

For the pride and the pleasure

And the privilege of having you

[Verse 2]

If I say you're the one, do you think that I'm serious?

You get that kind of talk from older men

If I say I love you, then I must be delirious

So why are you trying to put my temperature up again?

[Chorus 2]

Look at the men that you'd call uncle

Having a heart attack 'round your ankles

[Bridge]

When you wake up with X-rated eyes

When you wake up still shaking

How can I apologize

As you check your effects and check your reflection?

I'm so affected in the face of your affection

[Chorus 2]

Look at the men that you'd call uncle

Having a heart attack 'round your ankles

[Verse 3]

I could swear, I could promise that I'll always be true to you

But we may not live to be so old

I could even say I'm going to do something new to you

Now the girls I see just leave me cold

[Outro]

Look at the men that you'd call uncle

Look at the men that you'd call uncle

Look at the men that you'd call uncle