Moopies

[Part 1: Masta Ace]

Look fan, I really do hope that you understand

I'm not tryin' to hang in the room with you and your man

That is not the plan on any kind of a level

I really hope you dig what I'm sayin', find you a shovel

I know you all excited, the light it how we ignited

But bein' so misguided can really find you in trouble

The after party back at the room, but you not invited

You's a moopie, guilty as charged, you got indicted

Ain't nothin' wrong witchu lovin' the music

You wanna take a picture, it's cool, happy to dooze it

But if you try to offer me weed, I'ma refuse it

Ask what I'm sayin' again, and I'ma lose it

I don't wanna confuse it, this is not fan bashin'

But don't be moopie, please, it's men's asking

What a headache, pass the damn aspirin

Don't be a moopie, fan, this man's askin'

[Bridge]

What's a moopie? Stupid, a male groupie

ODin, touchin' and talkin' after the show

Wanna hang and run around with the gang

Askin' all these questions

Yes, the answer is "No!"

[Part 2: Stricklin]

I'm a fan, too, understand what fans do

A difference what a female fan and what a man do

Wasn't there for rehearsal, a song we ran through

Now you wanna stand with us

Like you're part of the band, too

By mistake stuff design, the fans hand you

A few female phone numbers that might land you

Goin' to the after party is in my plans, too

When it's time to leave you wanna ride in the van, too?

[Part 3: Sadat X]

You email me from a farer place

I'm here, I got your stink breath all in my face (Damn!)

I'm not your girl, fan, keep your hands off

I don't know you and I'm not droppin' you in your man's of'

I just didn't show I'm not recordin' at your laugh

Put that glass down, boy! You can't drink off this tab

You say this girl's a whore? Sadat X - I will show you!

When I asked about you, she said she don't even know you!

[Speech]

"Yooooo Masta Ace, Stricklin, Wordsworth, EMC!

Wussup y'all!? Yo, yo, you goin' to the van? I'm going to the van, too!"

"Yo you going to the hotel? I'm going to the hotel, too!"

[?]

"Yo, yo, take a picture! Take a picture! Let's take another picture!"

[Part 4: Wordsworth]

Dude! Why you all in my ear?

You're drunk, the music's too loud and I can't hear

Say it, don't spray it, your breath smell like beer

I'm going deaf like Mos Def, and the coast is not clear

You see that beautiful girl, that's right there?

She wants to talk, but she can't, cause you right here!

But if you left, I swear, she just might cheer

Congratulations! You're the biggest jerk of the year!

Playin' me close like I'm payin' for protection

I never asked you to be all up in my section

Don't get me wrong, I love the fans and affection

Just wish it came from someone who don't get an erection

Fella, here' a bit of advice:

When you see an artist you like, cause he spittin' so nice

Don't be an ass and talk his ear off

Just wait and don't approach to the alcohol - we're off!

You moopie!

[Bridge]

[Speech]

"Yup, yup, yup, yup, yo!"

"What you guys doing after the show? Where's the after party?"

"Haha, yo let's have a Cypher, man!"

"Yo, tell me your top five that are alive!"

[?]

"Yo you need some drugs, some weed? I can get whatever you need!"

"Yo! The last ten pictures that we took... it didn't come out good man!

Yo, can we take 'em again? This time wit' a flash!"

"Yo you wan' a sip of my beer? Here! It's the best in the country!"

"Yo! I want you to sign my hand. Can you sign my back? I never wash it again."

"Yo! You like that girl right there? I know her. We can all get back to your room and hang out!"

"Wanna meet my sister?"

"Yo, let me ask you a question: How you feel about the game right know?"

"Let me ask you: What does Hiphop mean to you!?"

"Yo! Get these girls outta here, man! You're not real EMC fans!"