[Intro]
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
[Verse: PMD & Erick Sermon]
Hello, hello, may I speak to the E?
This is me, is this the doctor MD?
Yo P, it's kinda early, who's there, Laverne and Shirley?
Is it Kate and Allie or some other girly?
Well anyway, yo P, you know I'm lazy
Callin' me this time of hour, you must be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm sorry, E Double
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
Put on your coat, jump in your Benz and come over
Why, P? Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa (What?)
Last night I was all alone
Couldn't watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown
Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you
Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22
Where was I? I don't know, you wasn't there
Threw on the link, Rolex watch and fresh gear
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
Where'd you go? Not to that ran down pub
Hell no, I was coolin' at a club
It was Spanish night so I was drinkin' malta
Doin' a little tango plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl standin' next to me
So I slid over to her very nonchalantly
She was def, body perfectly fit
She was packin' a 300E with the kit
I said, "Kitten, how ya doin', miss?"
I said, "Hello, my name is Parrish" ("Hi, my name is Cris")
"Can I buy you a drink?" ("Yes") "What will it be?"
"m Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante
By the way is that your Cadillac Allanté
Parked outside right next to my Monte
Car'? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it"
Poof, my ego appeared and said it's time to go for it
"Cris, this place is a drag, grab your coat and bag
We can have drinks on the house back at my pad"
We got to my house, we walked through the door
Threw on "Night and Day" by Al B. Sure
She grabbed me, gave me a kiss on the lips
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt
Took off the g-string and the v-neck skirt
Poof, my ego appeared (Yeah it's time to do work)
I felt movement below, so it's time to react
I went in my bat utility belt and pulled out a jim hat
I bust a move when it came to that
But then she freaked it (Freaked it) and grabbed the bozack
Started doin' it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
At first I laughed as if it was a joke
But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke
I said to myself, "Oh no, it couldn't be
The J to the A to the N to the E"
Yo P, don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin'
With the Anita Baker haircut (Nah, more like Whitney Houston)
While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode"
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
Peace, I'm Audi 5000
[Outro]
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)
C'mon, Jane
Jane (Looked her up and down and said, "Hm, I'll take her")
C'mon, Jane
Jane
C'mon, Jane
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