Jane II

[Intro] Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane [Verse: PMD & Erick Sermon] Hello, hello, may I speak to the E? This is me, is this the doctor MD? Yo P, it's kinda early, who's there, Laverne and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie or some other girly? Well anyway, yo P, you know I'm lazy Callin' me this time of hour, you must be crazy Excuse me, but I'm sorry, E Double It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble Put on your coat, jump in your Benz and come over Why, P? Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa (What?) Last night I was all alone Couldn't watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22 Where was I? I don't know, you wasn't there Threw on the link, Rolex watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow Shifted out the door to the local disco Where'd you go? Not to that ran down pub Hell no, I was coolin' at a club It was Spanish night so I was drinkin' malta Doin' a little tango plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl standin' next to me So I slid over to her very nonchalantly She was def, body perfectly fit She was packin' a 300E with the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya doin', miss?" I said, "Hello, my name is Parrish" ("Hi, my name is Cris") "Can I buy you a drink?" ("Yes") "What will it be?" "m Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante By the way is that your Cadillac Allanté Parked outside right next to my Monte Car'? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it" Poof, my ego appeared and said it's time to go for it "Cris, this place is a drag, grab your coat and bag We can have drinks on the house back at my pad" We got to my house, we walked through the door Threw on "Night and Day" by Al B. Sure She grabbed me, gave me a kiss on the lips So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt Took off the g-string and the v-neck skirt Poof, my ego appeared (Yeah it's time to do work) I felt movement below, so it's time to react I went in my bat utility belt and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move when it came to that But then she freaked it (Freaked it) and grabbed the bozack Started doin' it, then she called me the master You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster At first I laughed as if it was a joke But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke I said to myself, "Oh no, it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E" Yo P, don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin' With the Anita Baker haircut (Nah, more like Whitney Houston) While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode Peace, I'm Audi 5000 [Outro] Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker) C'mon, Jane Jane (Looked her up and down and said, "Hm, I'll take her") C'mon, Jane Jane C'mon, Jane