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Fear – I Am a Doctor (1985) | Track profile | Dork

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Fear
More Beer
I Am a Doctor

TRACK

I Am a Doctor

Release date: 1985

About This Track

"I Am a Doctor" is a track by Fear, from the album More Beer, released 1985. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Fear

Fear

Lyrics

I Am a Doctor

I am a doctor

I know what you need

A pelvic sort of examination

There'll be no pain

No pain

No pain

No pain

No pain

I am a doctor

Have a seat

Will ya fill out these forms

I'll be with you in a moment

A moment

A moment

A moment

A moment

A moment

No hope

No hope

No hope

No hope

Let's make love

I am an engineer

You're doing that all wrong

See those stress points there

They'll never hold up

Never

Never

Never

Never

No hope

No hope

No hope

No hope

Let's make love

I am a psychiatrist

Tell me your problems

So you hate your mother

Tell me your deepest thoughts

I can help you

You can trust me

I can help you

You can trust me

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From More Beer

1985

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Release year

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Philo Cramer
Producer: Lee Ving