Megacolon

[Verse 1]

Moanin' and a-heavin' on a hot sticky can

I'm cravin' chocolate Ex-Lax and my G.E. fan

I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam

It said "M.S.G, money, margaritas and my man"

Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks

The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp

Instant relief is what I need to ease

The megacolon that's inside of me

[Verse 2]

Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll

Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe, gonna get at the mall

T.V. Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags

And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags

Finger in my hole, getting into the dig

There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig

My man calls me Cherry, think's I'm uptight

But I'm gonna blow him off 'cause I'm dynamite

[Chorus]

She's Sandra H. not Sandra D

And my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me

She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"

Now our megacolon is a big, big hit

[Interlude]

Megacolon

[Verse 2]

Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick

The shit got soft, steamy slick

It came out in a blast that was really foul

Forget the White Cloud, I need a Bounty towel

I need a new life, I've gotta reform

I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm

I gotta be strong, got to be brave

Don't wanna bear the title 'Miss Toilet Slave'

[Chorus]

I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D

With my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me

We are fly white girls ruling in New York City

Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty

We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom

When we met each other in the ladies room

She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"

Now Megacolon is a big big hit

[Interlude]

Megacolon

[Outro]

Fly white girls ruling in New York City

Fly white girls ruling in New York City

Fly white girls ruling in New York City

Fly white girls ruling in New York City

Fly white girls ruling in New York City

Fly white girls ruling in New York City