California Justice

Early one morning at county line

The swells 4-6 approaching 9

The barrel of my life hit the Malibu Sky

A Golden State Pipe - Conchita was mine

Suddenly a local on a Boogie in a Thong

Cut in on my line - My Barrel was gone

Her Pepperdine Stud screamed "Val that's what you get"

I shot him with a gun behind Neptune's Net

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California Justice

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California Justice...

Took off in the Mustang for the 395

Double Double in Mohave - Took a left at Lone Pine

I Powered up the top of Mt Whitney

They may not have a Jamba Juice but here they'll never get me...

While working my tan looked down the cliff to see

A line of Black and Whites Dropped by a yellow Jersey

Called Uncle Arnie said, "What's going on

He said, "New Sheriff in town...Name's Lance Armstrong"

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California justice

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California Justice...

Hired a fixer to keep things blurry

Sent the shuttle to space for the perfect jury

The judge dropped the bar and to the court decreed

You can lay down all you like

Tell me what you see

I'm free

Heading up the Truckee River

To catch me a brown though the water makes me shiver

Mistake I made was crossing the border

Casinos for me are cooked and made to order

I didn't intend to kill the dealer last night

But I doubled down to 20 - His 16 pulled a 5

Now I'm heading back to Cali bound for TAHOE CITY...

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California justice

Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is

I'm just looking for some California justice

Moral of the story keep the straight and narrow

Your eyes on the ball

Your hands off the sparrow

Every country needs one broken arrow

At least we gave you Ronnie Reagan, Sonny & Chero

I'll meet you down behind Neptune's Net

Catch my honey in the thong

Do you get it yet?

We'll catch barrels every day

I'm just surfing U.S.A