Policeman's Xmas Party

Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life

The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife

Something happened. Things will never be the same

There's blood on the carpet. I'm rewiring my brain, yeah

Oh (oh, oh)

Oh (oh, oh)

I got some new friends down at West Valley P.D

You can change the channel but I'm all that's on T.V

The only good news is that he's going to be okay

Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreaming that one day

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I'll be going to a policeman's Christmas party

Have a couple beers, get funky on the dance floor

Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life

Oh yeah (oh yeah, oh yeah)

(oh yeah, oh yeah) Oh yeah

Four weeks later it's still Raining in the Park

Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark

I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau

Well, you can have my money, honey, I just want to go

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Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Have a couple beers, get my funky on the dance floor

Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na

Woah, woah, yeah

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na

Woah, woah, yeah

There's cops on the ceiling

There's cops on the floor

There's cops in the windows

Cops breaking down the door

You'll never feel safer in your life

The Captain even likes to get freaky on my wife

[Chorus]

You know we're going to a policeman's Christmas party

Have a couple beers, get my funky on the dance floor

Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest

Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life

My buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alright

Moral of the story: it don't matter who you are

Be careful what you wish for. They'll be calling you a rock star

People from Earth, there's never been a harder core

Party like this party in a million years or more

The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo

The D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing "Everybody Wants You"

[Chorus]

Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Have a couple beers, get funky on the dance floor

Going to a policeman's Christmas party

Going to have a good time the rest of my life

Take off your clothes

Take off everything you are

Take off your heart

Get funky on the dance floor

Going to have a good time for the rest