Absurd (Whitewash)

King Kong in Cannes

On a date with Spiderman

Dan Dare's sitting there

Scared by the killer teddy bears

Down town Minnie Mouse

Is slippin' mickeys in the Famous Grouse

While Big Bird spreads the word

Anybody with a heart votes love

Judge Dredd found dead

Face down in Snoopy's bed

Outside Tweetie Pie's

Getting itchy on more supplies

Meanwhile Snow White

Gets ready for work tonight

Turning tricks with crystal tips

Trying to make the best of it's absurd

It's absurd

Puppy dogs and pussy cats

In suspect suicide attacks

Captain Kirk from planet Earth

Fights it out with Papa Smurf

Some phoney Little Ponies

Preying on the old and lonely

Making friends robbing them

The X-Men taught them everything

Betty Boop's tired of life

Took vows became a bride of Christ

While Tin Tin's been playing in

Caesar's Palace live on ice

Babar kumbayas

With the Mighty Morphin movie stars

As Big Bird spreads the word

Anybody with a heart votes love

Anybody with a heart votes love

Anybody with a heart votes love

Anybody with a heart votes love

It's absurd