Guess Who's Been on Match of the Day?

The Alty! The Alty!
The Alty! The Alty!

I've been on Match of the Day
Because I've got very big shorts

Oh, guess who's been on Match of the Day?
(You have, in your big shorts)
And guess who can play top football?
(You can, in your big shorts)

Yes, I can play top football
'Cause I've been on Match of the Day
And I'm better at football than Jimmy Greaves! (Ooh!)

Guess who's been on Match of the Day

Meanwhile, you're listening to Radio Timperley (you have, in your big shorts)
So let's get on with some fantastic proper music