[Verse 1: April]
Last night, I got served
A little bit too much of that poison, baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of
And I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor
And I let him call me "baby"
[Chorus: April & New Directions, April]
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name
Woo!
[Verse 2: April]
We left the club right around three o'clock in the morning
His Pinto, sittin' there in the parking lot
When it should've been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So I blame it on the Cuervo
Oh, where did my manners go?
[Chorus: April & New Directions, April]
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name
Here we go!
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge: April]
Oh, today, I woke up thinkin' 'bout Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared out of nowhere
I gotta go, I take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear
There's just one little problem
[Chorus: April & New Directions]
I don't even know my last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name
[Post-Chorus: April & New Directions, New Directions]
What have I done?
What have I done?
What have I done?
Oh, what have I done?
I don't even know my last name
Well, it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
Yeah, yeah (Oh), yeah, yeah (Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Oh, yeah)
[Outro: April & New Directions]
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name
Oh, yeah