Loser

[PUCK]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins, so I'm out to get the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

[FINN]

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

[PUCK]

Someone came sayin' I'm insane

To complain about

A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

[FINN]

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

[FINN & PUCK]

Saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park

[HOWARD]

Yo

[FINN]

Cut it!

[ALL]

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

[PUCK]

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

Cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and cocaine nose job

The daytime crap of the folk singers slop

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

[FINN]

Ya' can't write if ya' can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite

Who's chokin' on the splinters?

[ALL]

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me

(Finn: Get crazy with the cheezwhiz)

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me (Finn: Drive, by, body pierce)

[HOWARD]

Yo bring it on down

[ALL]

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

[FINN]

I'm a driver, I'm a winner things are gonna' change I can feel it

[ALL]

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me

(Why don't you kill me) (Puck: I can't believe you!)

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me

So why don't you kill me (Sandy: Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?)

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

So why don't you kill me?