Masha

Masha Chichkadrichkina been in America

Already for six years

She successfully lost all her Russian friends

When she drinks she says, "Cheers!"

Late at night she makes decisions

Based upon new superstitions

With a very focused stare

Into the muted television

(I kill you)

Mama Diaspora has been good to her

She’s got stenka husband and hrustal', farfor

Suddenly in midst of all this precision

She receives following vision:

To the tune of Woolly Boolly

Appears ghost of Yuriy Nikulin

In the hand he’s got a letter

Masha, Masha what is the matter?

Masha, Masha what is the matter?

And the letter of course says

And the letter of course says

Masha, Masha your life is good

But the good life is even better

(I kill you)