It's Hard To Be a Geezer

[Chorus]

While Frank Sinatra sings "My Way"

The pubs are all closing down

It's hard to be a geezer

When you're on lockdown

Jump in a cab round to my place

Bring the drugs and your dressing gown

It's hard to be a geezer

But this one's gonna be our

[Post-Chorus]

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be our

This one's gonna be our year

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be

Now the whole world's caving in

[Verse 1]

The fortune tellers spout prophecy

Andrex will save ya

Do not forget to keep playing the lottery

Hey, what were the chances of meeting hеr now

'Cause dating's not ideal during the purgе

And I bet there'll be a surcharge on Ubers

Fuck 'em

I'll call my uncle Georgie

[Chorus]

While Frank Sinatra sings "My Way"

The pubs are all closing down

It's hard to be a geezer

When you're on lockdown

Jump in a cab round to my place

Bring the drugs and your dressing gown

It's hard to be a geezer

But this one's gonna be our year

[Verse 2]

The conspiracy theorists are loving this

Fingers drenched in antibac, pointing all around the gaff

And the army's on their way, gunning down anyone who tries to buy Benylin, tickly coughs

Netflix bingers, Playstation players

I'm glad I saw Parasite before going to the pictures became illegal

What's on the menu for tonight, then?

I quite fancy a chicken chow mein meself

And the looters are in full swing

Family packs of basmati rice, baskets full of chicken pies

The world's gone mad, mate

I'd rather stay at home anyway

And it didn't take long for the switch to flip, record to skip

It looks like we skipped the chorus

We skipped the best bit

Straight into the bunker

[Outro]

But this one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be our

This one's gonna be our year

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be

Now the whole world's caving in

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be our

This one's gonna be our year

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be

Now the whole world's caving in

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be our

This one's gonna be our year

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be

Now the whole world's caving in

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be our

This one's gonna be our year

This one's gonna be our, this one's gonna be

Now the whole world's caving in