The Weekend

[Chorus]

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me, yeah

I still wish it was the weekend

'Cause then I'd have some friends, and not be in my head

Na na na

[Verse 1]

I'm yawning down the Cally early morning

Just dropped off the missus and I need to get something in my stomach, stat (Na na na)

Tally ho, I'm thinking to stop off at the Breakout caff but a group of geezers are looking at me funny (Na na na)

I'm trying to work out if I recognise their faces 'cause sometimes I forget the places I've frequented after onе two many liveners

And the last placе you wanna get into a row with blokes with face tattoos is out the front of Pentonville

'Cause this ain't Shoreditch, and it's not for the look, my darling, nah nah nah

[Chorus]

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me, yeah

I still wish it was the weekend

'Cause then I'd have some friends

[Verse 2]

I bump into Big Mike, which is a weird one 'cause he's a Southend boy

Turns out he's up here on a job (Na na na)

Mike's about 6 foot thousand with hair a bit like Jamie Oliver when he used to do The Naked Chef (Na na na)

I text Joel to say I bumped into Big Mike and get a screenshot back of Big Mike telling Joel he bumped into me

We arrange a drink that will never happen

[Chorus]

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me, yeah

I still wish it was the weekend

'Cause then I'd have some friends

[Verse 3]

And of course my mouth tastes like burger sauce from the night before

And I got one of those headaches that's only in my left eye

I could do with some TLC to be honest, TBH

But there's no one about 'cause they're all normal people with jobs

[Chorus]

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me, yeah

I still wish it was the weekend

'Cause then I'd have some friends

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me, yeah

I still wish it was the weekend

'Cause then I'd have some friends, and not be in my head

Na na na

[Outro]

I wish it was the weekend

Na na na

I really wish it was the weekend

Na na na

I wish it was the weekend

Na na na

I really wish it was the weekend

Na na na