Moe Bandy Mountaineers

There was a case of old nasal spray I bought at a thrift store

I ain't left my place in twenty days and I can't get off the floor

Unlike moe bandy mountaineers

Bar stool mountain expiditioneers

I'm done with whiskey, wine, and beer

It's nasal spray from this day here

It seems I'm drunk on drip again

And as usual my head is spinning

Just so I can breathe some more

As usual I've gone too far

Unlike moe bandy mountaineers

Bar stool mountain climbing gear

I'm done with whiskey, wine, and beer

It's nasal spray from this day here

It's probably the fact that that box

Was out in the rain, the cold, and the hot

I guess that's probably why

It ends up getting me so high

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Mountain bar stool climbing hat

*drunk* It's nasal spray from this day here

Unlike moe bandy mountaineers

Chop down them corn cob fears

*high* It's nasal spray from this day here'

Day here'

I'm just gonna stay here